THE MOST WONDERFUL STORY EVER.

hmk. This is the adventure your soul takes around the world. ready? GO.

You're walking down the street and suddenly, Russia appears before you.
He starts going like this:

Spoiler:

Then he steals your soul. Once your soul is stolen, you shall be chased by Greece's many cats. You'll be chased into France's closet, full of flashy clothes. Astonished, you try them on. France runs in while chasing England with some scissors. They both notice you in the closet, so they invite you to lunch. First, England feeds you some worthless shit. You taste it, and it's horrible. You go to the bathroom to puke. You come back respectfully and notice the two fighting again. You sneak out the back door and escape. You ram right into Germany who was trying to sneak up on France and England in the house. He grabs you and drags you back to camp. He quick puts Japan in charge of you while at the camp, and Germany runs off. Japan is just reading a book, and you desperately want to see his other books. Japan graciously invites you to his library, and you pick out a book. You make the same mistake Italy once made, and picked out a porn book. (What happens then is up to you, read it or not.) After you do whatever, you hear something in the closet. You and Japan look over to the door. You're the only one brave enough to venture to the door. You send the door open to find Germany reading the erotic books Finland gave him for Christmas. He looks to you and freaks out on you. He cunt punts you from the camp, and you land on your ass. You look up to see yourself in Egypt, where you also see Egypt and Italy. Italy was trying to invide Egypt, but Egypt wouldn't have it. He said nothing and started to beat Italy with a stick. Italy held up a little white flag and kept crying surrender. You sneak towards the west as Germany appears to save Italy. You keep walking until you see Cubsa beating up Canada, shouting about how stupid America is. Canada is holding his hands up, trying to convince him that he is Canada, and not America. You wait to see the outcome before continuing to walk. You start up north when you hear screaming from a house. You walk up to it and go inside. Japan and America are sitting on the couch watching a scary movie. As it turns out, only America was screaming. He was gripping a pillow and hugging it tightly, like a baby to a teddy bear. You roll your eyes before turning to exit. Before you're out of range, you hear America shouting how he's the hero of WWII. You look up to see Italy being picked on by England and France, and begin to wonder how they travel around so fast. Germany walks in with a sigh and saves Italy once again. Italy's brother, Romano, then runs up to Germany. He's prepared to tell him off, but he slips on a banana peel. You leave the embarrassing scene to sort itself out. You look into a larger house to the east of America's house, and see Austria playing the piano. Hungary is standing next to him, listening to the music. You stare to Austria admiringly when they both look to you suddenly. Hungary then dashes out with a pan in her hand. She angrily starts to beat you with it. Austria comes out and tells her to stop, before dragging you inside. All you do is stare to the couple, and they get a bit bored with you. Austria grabs you by the collar and walks up to Spain. He gives you to Spain willingly and walks off. Spain, exited, runs back home. By now, you must be scared out of your mind. Being a slave was not the idea. Spain notices your fear and decides to let you go. You thank him before going on your merry way. You pass Switzerland who is being followed by someone dressed just like him. The only real difference is the height and the blue ribbon. You nod to them, realizing it's Switzerland and Liechtenstein. You keep walking until you notice Ukraine passing you. Her breats are so large, they move side to side as she runs. They smack into you and you smash against the wall. You then see Russia again in the distance. You turn to run when he gets closer, but he runs right past you. Following him is Belarus, a crazed look in her eyes. She keeps shouting to Russia to marry her and how they would be good together. You keep walking and find the three baltic nations: Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania. The three are cowering together in fear. When you ask the matter, they admit their fear of Russia to you. You decide to say nothing more and walk off silently. You walk onto a random southern island to see Germany, Japan, and Italy sitting by a campire. You keep your distance from the group, but you can hear something above you. Japan and Germany stand up to the noises. Germany takes out a gun and Japan grabs a katana. Italy pulls himself to his feet and looks around, seemingly confused. They all look up to see the allies on the top: America, China, England, France, Russia. Canada was busy being hit by Cuba, and couldn't make it. America calls out China as his pokemon and China springs into action. He takes out a pot and a spoon, two intruments normally beaten in battle against katanas and guns. Despite everything, China beats the shit out of Germany and Japan with the pot. Italy beings to wave the white flag and cry out in surrender. You decide to walk off when you turn back around to see Roman Empire singing in a giant boat. He's surrounded by women, and he's singing about how everybody has different occupations. You keep walking until you see Poland. He stares at your outfit before making fun of it. He has a valley-girl way of speaking, and be starts to chase you with a bucket of paint. You figure that he's trying to paint you pink. You run into Prussia, and he angrily glares at you. You apologize a few times before running off, scared Prussia will fucking eat you. You finally lose Poland long enough to catch your breath. You turn to see Turkey and Greece arguing over Japan, who is trying to stop the fighting. You ignore the fight and keep walking. You run into Russia again, and he apologizes for stealing your soul to this place. He then places your soul back into the world. You wake up, startled by what you've seen. You grin to yourself, and wonder if you would ever visit again sometime. You look in your pocket and find Russia's number, so you can return again anytime you'd like!

PLEASE TELL ME THE MAIN CHARACTER IN TEH STORY IS ME

Stalker wrote:

PLEASE TELL ME THE MAIN CHARACTER IN TEH STORY IS ME

It's whoever reads it.

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Jesus wrote:

Stalker wrote:

PLEASE TELL ME THE MAIN CHARACTER IN TEH STORY IS ME

It's whoever reads it.

CAN I EDIT MY NAME INTO IT INSTEAD OF THE 'YOUS'?

no ;-;

Jesus wrote:

Stalker wrote:

Jesus wrote:

Stalker wrote:

PLEASE TELL ME THE MAIN CHARACTER IN TEH STORY IS ME

It's whoever reads it.

CAN I EDIT MY NAME INTO IT INSTEAD OF THE 'YOUS'?

no ;-;

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